Start Up Company, Bear Butt Team
Yup that's right folks Michael & Team are average joes "shaking the freakin eagle out of its nest."
A great way to find out more about us, our story, sweet coupons, free prizes
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So Many Hammies To Choose From...
There are a lot of Hammies to choose from! We try to make things easy on your with the
best Hammies out there (and we ain't talking ham's, we're talking hammocks) and a
WAY TOO EASY MONEY BACK PROMISE WITH REAL CUSTOMER SERVICE.
Take a look at our reviews and be part of the team!
Way Too Easy Money Back Promise...
Our promise is that our product is just as great, better or the bestest out there and we back it with
our crazy promise. For example if you get little Charlie a Hammie for his birthday and he says "Hey
auntie, I hate Hammies" you will probably want to punch him (so mean of you) but what you should
do is contact us and say "Hey Bear Butt Team Specialist, I want a refund." And poof we will give you
your money refund within 6 hrs and you can keep the Hammie. Yea you can keep the freakin Hammie
Just be warned, as a Start Up Company it can be hard for us to keep our inventory in stock in the
beginning until we get a good capital flow. If you see it available, buy now!
DOUBLE PERSON HAMMOCK WILL FIT AND HOLD A LARGE GRIZZLY BEAR.. Fits a small baby up to Shaquille O'neal(if you don't know who that is, don't buy this hammock) 9' x 6' legally bound to say it holds up to 400 pounds but we have tested for over 900 pounds and it fits 2 people comfortably(not just business class comfortable but first class comfortable)
SUPER LIGHTWEIGHT, SMALL, COMPACT, STRONG FOR EASY TRAVEL, CAMPING & SET UP Fits in attached stuff sack and weighs about 1 pound. We tested these nylon camping hammocks with a Lion and they didn't rip or tear. So ultralight and small that my 8 month old baby thinks it's a stuffed animal.
COLLEGE STUDENT, HIPSTERS, NON HIPSTERS, GRANDMAS, CAMPER ENTHUSIASTS & AVERAGE JOES AND JOSEPHINES are hanging, chilling, resting, sleeping, reading, shooting 6 point deer, cuddling in the new Bear Butt
WHY WOULD I BUY FROM A COMPANY CALLED BEAR BUTT? WHO IS BEAR BUTT? We aren't the big superstar company that will constantly ignore you and treat you like another "dollar dollar bill." We are a 5 man NBA All star team working our BARE BUTT's off to provide you with real customer service. We hook it up with coupons, contests, tips/tricks, a listening ear and someone to play catch with.
IF YOU ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH DOUBLE HAMMOCK TO BUY OUT OF THE MILLIONS OF HAMMOCKS ON AMAZON.. We like to make things easy. That is why we have a WAY TO0 EASY MONEY BACK PROMISE. This is what it is. If you don't like your hammock, if a lion rips it, or whatever, we'll instantly, no questions asked, refund your money and you can keep the hammock. It's a promise and we don't lie.